Saturday, December 28, 2013

Gasp, a deputy faces arson charges

"Linn County man accused of threatening mother, deputy also faces arson charges, police say"

Okay, so I know what the headline writer MEANT to say. But I shouldn't have to read the headline twice, right?

Another example of violating the old guideline for headlines: no more than eight words.

Might I suggest: Man threatens mother, deputy; now faces arson charges

Monday, October 14, 2013

Sports tattoos

"...has a history of violence and sports tattoos across his face and neck." [Oregonian, 10/14/2013]

Maybe it's just me, because I am really really tired. And my ongoing excuse is I think I left my brain in ICU -- subject of another blogsite. But my first thought was "This guy, a Gypsy Joker has a history of wearing sports tattoos? Blazers and Seahawks?"

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The CDC staff are sick?

Foster Farms salmonella-tainted chicken: CDC calls back staff, many hospitalized 

Admit it, you thought the same thing I did, right? The CDC is calling back staff, of whom many are hospitalized. Or became hospitalized after the call back. Or something... 

Monday, April 8, 2013

News from the dead?

Margaret Thatcher passed away, and we heard the message repeated several times. Then comes a lead-in, "Here is Susie Reporter from London with the latest updates."  Really? Is she un-dead now?