Kid (early teens) at the bus stop: "Do either of you have money so I can ride up to 99th in Hazel Dell?" I offer him a single-trip ticket. "Uh, no, I can't take your pass. I mean, I need the cash."

Sugar high in beverages

[This is the headline in our local paper, The Columbian.  Really? Sugar has a high content of the ingredient called 'beverages'?  My first instinct, I think, would be to create the headline as "Beverages high in sugar".]