"Wal-Mart fined $16 million in California for illegally dumping pharmaceuticals." The anchor (Angelica) repeatedly said Wal-Mart. BUT the video is a shot of a Walgreens store. My brain was aching because the audio and video didn't match!
I was obviously in the camp that Wal-Mart was the culprit. They had, after all, been fined two years ago for dumping hazardous waste in California ($27 million fine).
But no, it was Walgreen's that was caught this time.
Think MST3K. Inspired by insipid insights: from reporters' mouths to your brain. [Notice both the alliteration and the oxymoron!] Honestly I don't pay much attention to the news, but sometimes my brain hears a phrase and just ... just ... freezes up because it can't process the nonsense. Feel free to send me your observations and I will post!
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Inappropriate violations
Reporter from KATU, regarding the hockey team's fines and sanctions:
The Winterhawks are in the penalty box for inappropriate violations of player benefits.
But gosh, I wanted to hear the rest of the story detailing which violations would be appropriate.
The Winterhawks are in the penalty box for inappropriate violations of player benefits.
But gosh, I wanted to hear the rest of the story detailing which violations would be appropriate.
Friday, November 9, 2012
Non-reporter but TV c4^p
[TV commercial]:
"Hurry in because this limited time offer won't last long."
"Hurry in because this limited time offer won't last long."
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Redundancy (again!)
Mt. Angel man dies in fatal crash near Silverton
[From the Statesman-Journal, Saturday November 3, 2012. The headline writer is just trying to be helpful, so you don't think a man died in a non-fatal crash.]
Another redundancy was a TV reporter, "...and you have to see this firsthand with your own eyes to really understand the extent..." As opposed to seeing it secondhand with your own eyes? Or firsthand through someone else's eyes?
Monday, October 15, 2012
Happy cars
[At the re-opening of the West Linn / Oregon City Arch Bridge]
...and the cars you can see are enjoying it this morning.
Well we want happy cars, don't we?
...and the cars you can see are enjoying it this morning.
Well we want happy cars, don't we?
Friday, July 13, 2012
Even spell check would catch it
It's no secret that I think the local newspaper is crap. (There's a reason its nickname is the Urinal.) Here's an error that even an elementary school student would be able to spot: An article title that read...
"Oregon manufacturing could be boost economy"
Source: www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2012120708022
"Oregon manufacturing could be boost economy"
Source: www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2012120708022
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Kid (early teens) at the bus stop: "Do either of you have money so I can ride up to 99th in Hazel Dell?" I offer him a single-trip ticket. "Uh, no, I can't take your pass. I mean, I need the cash."
Sugar high in beverages
[This is the headline in our local paper, The Columbian. Really? Sugar has a high content of the ingredient called 'beverages'? My first instinct, I think, would be to create the headline as "Beverages high in sugar".]
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Too many headline words again
Portland Playhouse in Northeast Portland to appeal right to put on plays to city council
Oh, no, the Playhouse doesn't have the right to play to the city council?!? [Shortened: Portland Playhouse appeals right to put on plays.]
Oh, no, the Playhouse doesn't have the right to play to the city council?!? [Shortened: Portland Playhouse appeals right to put on plays.]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Trees lining trees
Admittedly I can mix up words, too! This is from a weatherwoman.
"The decorative pear trees are just exploding in pollens now. They're used in neighbors to - uh - lines the trees in landscaping..."
"The decorative pear trees are just exploding in pollens now. They're used in neighbors to - uh - lines the trees in landscaping..."
Friday, January 27, 2012
Where?
Providence Portland cardiology nurses plan free event to highlight women's heart risks in Northeast Portland
[Are the risks in Northeast Portland higher than elsewhere? Also note the headline violates the '8-word rule.']
[Are the risks in Northeast Portland higher than elsewhere? Also note the headline violates the '8-word rule.']
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